H1-Young at heart-older elsewhere!
H2-Old fart young Heart!
H3-The older I get the better I was!
H4-We remembered your birthday!
H5-Built for comfort not for speed!
H6-So many candles - so little cake!
H7-It's not about age it's about attitude!
H8-40? Not Marilyn No Way!
H9-Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
H10-Next mood swing in 5 minutes!
H11-Live Love Laugh! Enjoy your Birthday!
H12-50 year old 1 owner needs parts!
H13-40-18 with 22 years experience!
H14-Your how old? you look so life like!
H15-50! Jane demands a recount!
H16-Chris is aged like fine wine complex and Fruity!
H17-Joe's not old-He's youthfully challenged!
H18-Gary are you grown up yet?
H19-Notify AARP It's Ben's birthday!
H20-Becky Happy 29th Again!
H21-Ben's 40 but still sporty!
H22-Jim's still nifty at 50!
H23-Becky's still sexy at 60!
H24-32 Is that your final answer?
H25-Age is just a number Tonya's is unlisted!
H26-Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
H27-Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill you go Marie!
H28-Happy Birthday to a genuine antique!
Anniversary / Proposal
HA1-Grow old with me, the best is yet to come
HA2-Melanie I'll never stop loving you!
HA3-Melanie your my everything!
HA4-Your one great husband 2 me!
HA5-Your one great wife to me!
HA6-Congrats Jim and Becky 50 years together!
HA7-Happy 25 years Beth and John!
HA8-Look who flew in for Jerry and Zelma's 50th Anniversary
HA9-Congrats on your Engagement Diane and John!
HS1-I can't bear to be without you!
HS2-If only my mouth had a backspace key!
HS3-I'm very sorry can you forgive me?
HS4-Forgive me-next time I'll remember!
HR1-Al's getting the heck outta here Happy Retirement!
HR2-Know when to fold'em Happy Retirement
Divorce / Breakup
HD1-Just remember half of everything is yours!
HD2-Carly got rid of 180lbs.- better off without him!
HD3-Dog and Husband missing. Reward for Dog!
HD4-Best revenge when she steals your man? Let her keep him!
Or create your own!!